May5
Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis
A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.
Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.
The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.
The daily reported that the incident occurred in a Singapore park where the couple met after work.
To make matters worse for the woman, her husband had sent a private investigator to spy on her after suspecting that she was being unfaithful.
The investigator said he had followed the woman and her boss to the park.
“On reaching the park, they did not alight from the car. Not long after, the car started to shake violently.
After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood,” he said.
The woman later followed her lover to the hospital with part of the sexual organ.
The investigator, who called an ambulance to send the man to hospital, said that this was the first time he had encountered such an incident.
Ex-stewardess publishes memoir
The dailies also reported that a former stewardess has published a memoir of her sexual escapades in the sky.
The Singaporean stewardess, identified as Chew, 35, published The Mile Hi! Club: Memoirs of a Stewardess last Wednesday.
Chew confided that she had received more than 20 requests for sex from passengers in her years as a stewardess but claimed she had turned down all of them.
Other News & Views is compiled from the vernacular newspapers (Bahasa Malaysia, Chinese and Tamil dailies). As such, stories are grouped according to the respective language/medium. Where a paragraph begins with a sub-heading, it denotes a separate news item.
Forward from: http://thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2009/5/5/nation/3830725&sec=nation
新加坡‧車內偷情被貨車撞‧女秘書咬斷老闆子孫根
(新加坡)老闆與女秘書在車上幽會,竟然發生車禍,老闆當場被咬斷根!
東海岸公園停車場發生一起罕見意外,一名老闆搞上已婚女秘書,2人下班後去幽會,沒想到正當2人在車內親熱時,一輛貨車要倒退駛出停車場,卻失控撞上老闆的車子。
在強烈的撞擊力中,只聽到老闆發出一聲淒厲慘叫聲,衣衫不整的女秘書驚魂未定,卻驚見老闆的子孫根已被她當場咬斷,鮮血直流,嚇得她驚慌尖叫。
捉姦老公震驚不己
更糟的是,女秘書的丈夫因為接到私家偵探通風報訊,氣呼呼趕到現場要捉奸,沒想到看到的卻是這駭人的血淋淋一幕,當場震驚得說不出話來。
在場的私家偵探見事態嚴重,立即打電話召來救護車,將已經痛得死去活來的老闆緊急送院搶救。
私家偵探梁先生接受《晚報》訪問時說,這是他遇過最嚇人的一起偷情事件。
“當時我跟蹤女秘書和老闆的車子,來到東海岸公園的停車場。我發現他們停好車子後卻沒有下車,過後就看到車子開始震動,立刻就打電話通知女秘書任保險經紀的丈夫。”
他說,當保險經紀十萬火急趕到現場,正要衝向老闆的車子時,卻目睹一輛貨車失控撞了上去。
“我們趕緊衝上前查看情況,我看到那名中年老闆,下體流了很多血,座位上都染滿了血,他痛得不停慘叫,實在有夠狼狽的。”
女秘書陪老闆入院, 氣壞丈夫鬧離婚
女秘書雙手捧著老闆的斷根,陪同老闆入院急救,氣壞丈夫鬧離婚。
梁先生說,當時在場的人看見老闆斷根,嚇得手忙腳亂拿出紙巾幫他止血,然後打電話召救護車。
“那名女秘書嚇得臉色發青,尤其是丈夫就站在她面前,可是看到老闆被自己咬傷成那個樣子,她也顧不了丈夫一臉震驚與憤怒,當場撿起老闆的斷根,跟隨救護車趕去醫院。”
转贴自: http://www.sinchew.com.my/node/112572?tid=2
So itz an accident or everything has a consequences?